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Manchecouerum by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 143]
Hermione gets hit with an experimental potion, and finds herself hexed into wearing her heart on her sleeve...literally.

Fluff
Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Angst, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 05/25/2005 Updated: 05/30/2005
Word Count: 8815 Completed: Yes

Care of Magical Creatures by miamadwyn [Reviews - 1799]
The end is nigh... There will be a new chapter posted daily until the end--67 chapters total. Voted Best New Author (Lumos), Best SS/HG Romance (Amortentia) and Best SS/HG Angst (Diffindo) in The New Library Awards. Seventh-year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her--the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. All is not sweetness and light. Be careful what you ask for. Or, as has been said by many a wise witch, "Marry in haste; repent in leisure." MLC

Challenge fics > Marriage Law Challenges
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Violence
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 67
Published: 08/23/2007 Updated: 03/15/2009
Word Count: 294155 Completed: Yes

Vanity by wartcap [Reviews - 2204]
Hermione travels back to 1977 and the consequences of her time travel may not be as you suspect. Returning to her own era, she is thrown into the events of the 'Half-Blood Price'and the sixth book is re-written from her point of view. Will her visit to the past change the fortunes of Professor Snape?

Runner up in the best adult romance category - Multifaceted Awards, round six. Voted best Action/Adventure in the OWL awards 2006 *Completed*

Humor
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 30
Published: 11/23/2005 Updated: 07/16/2006
Word Count: 163674 Completed: Yes

MISSION: Get Dobby Laid by CrapFic [Reviews - 348]
A demented joint effort by Fervesco, wartcap and kidnapped guest writers. Summary: Complete and utter insanity!

Humor
Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, General, Alternate Universe
Warnings: Slash, HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 7
Published: 12/20/2005 Updated: 03/24/2006
Word Count: 20635 Completed: No

The Seven Transgressions by Chicxulub [Reviews - 164]
How many ways can a line be crossed? Seven separate vignettes explore the Snape/Granger phenomenon.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 7
Published: 08/19/2004 Updated: 08/19/2004
Word Count: 4101 Completed: Yes

Practical by swooning [Reviews - 71]
Post-HBP. When Dumbledore's plans seem to have gone awry, Hermione goes looking for the one person she's sure can help the Order defeat Voldemort.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Angst
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 10/05/2005 Updated: 10/09/2005
Word Count: 14766 Completed: Yes

Snape's Purity Test by Betz [Reviews - 109]
One-shot. While sneaking into the Potions classroom to retrieve an item confiscated by Snape, Harry comes across a purity test that Snape has filled out. What sort of answers did Harry read?

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Parody, Humor, General
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 01/17/2005 Updated: 01/18/2005
Word Count: 3690 Completed: Yes

Goodnight, Demon Slayer by PotionsMistressM [Reviews - 382]
When Hermione is marked as a target by Voldemort, she must begin a fake romance with Severus to be kept safe.

Humor
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Humor, Action/Adventure, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 26
Published: 03/01/2004 Updated: 10/19/2004
Word Count: 55240 Completed: Yes

How That Led To This by Isobel L [Reviews - 215]
Hermione, when thirteen, did something that comes back to haunt her on Graduation day.

General
Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 01/16/2005 Updated: 01/19/2005
Word Count: 4623 Completed: Yes

The Gift Horse by Quillusion [Reviews - 166]
Stress relief for the Potions Master. An answer to the Seducing Severus Snape Challenge on WIKTT. Complete! (This was thrown off of ff.net, if it makes you want to read it!)

Drama
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 3
Published: 01/27/2004 Updated: 01/27/2004
Word Count: 19964 Completed: Yes

Lest the Old Traditions Fail by Quillusion [Reviews - 196]
A medieval tradition gives Hermione and Severus a chance to admit the truth of their feelings.

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 01/27/2004 Updated: 01/27/2004
Word Count: 4165 Completed: Yes

Stone Fidelity by Renega [Reviews - 46]
Oh, heck, it's fluff. Hermione braves a conversation with the reclusive Severus Snape and finds more than she intended. Eventually. EWE.

Fluff
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 3
Published: 05/25/2012 Updated: 05/29/2012
Word Count: 5465 Completed: No

The Miserable Bastards Club by Shiv5468 [Reviews - 225]
After the war, Hermione, Severus and Lucius are feeling a little lost.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Action/Adventure, Menage a trois
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 7
Published: 02/17/2008 Updated: 05/25/2011
Word Count: 33037 Completed: No

Big Name Death Eater by Shiv5468 [Reviews - 421]
Have you ever wondered what really happened at a Death Eater meeting?

Humor
Genres: Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 10
Published: 08/14/2005 Updated: 11/17/2005
Word Count: 51013 Completed: Yes

Still Life by Imhilien [Reviews - 86]
With the war on, falling in love did not automatically guarantee Snape and Hermione a happy ending. But love can win through in the strangest of ways.....

Angst
Genres: Fluff, Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 01/09/2005 Updated: 01/09/2005
Word Count: 3622 Completed: Yes

The Love You Take by Subversa [Reviews - 1264]
Now Complete! Winner, Rd 3 SSHG Awards, Best PWP and Runner-Up for Best Epic/Saga. ~Winner Rd 3 Quill to Parchment for Best Fanon Het, Best AU, Best WIP!~ Hermione is cursed by the Death Eaters, and Dumbledore believes Professor Snape is the only one who can help her and keep her safe. Hermione is 18 years old in this story, but she is still a student.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 28
Published: 08/29/2007 Updated: 11/01/2008
Word Count: 152868 Completed: Yes

The Absinthe of Reason by Mundungus42 [Reviews - 269]
An ill-timed toast binds Hermione and her friends to a difficult and potentially humiliating task. WIKTT Gryffindor Stud Challenge.

Challenge fics
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 8
Published: 10/11/2005 Updated: 10/29/2005
Word Count: 35106 Completed: Yes

Severus Snape And The Head Girl On Fire by Lana Manckir [Reviews - 68]
A satire on the HP fan fiction world. Hermione, Snape, Harry and Ginny all have many secrets and the incoming battle will take all by surprise.

Humor
Genres: Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 07/14/2005 Updated: 07/18/2005
Word Count: 5993 Completed: Yes

Bathtime At Grimmauld Place by Daya [Reviews - 163]
Hermione attempts to take a bath for some peace and quiet without interruptions. Bugger that. Short ficlet for WIKKT BBC challenge.

Humor
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 4
Published: 11/09/2003 Updated: 11/27/2003
Word Count: 11504 Completed: Yes

Drowning by PlaidPooka [Reviews - 75]
Two people deal with the stresses of ongoing war in an unconventional way which might prove to be their undoing.

Festival Entries
Genres: Drama, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 06/20/2005 Updated: 06/20/2005
Word Count: 4825 Completed: Yes

Overcome With Feeling by PlaidPooka [Reviews - 1926]
Hermione has an encounter with a mysterious creature. Has it cursed her?

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 28
Published: 11/03/2004 Updated: 07/25/2005
Word Count: 90066 Completed: Yes

Enquiring Minds Want To Know by nunya [Reviews - 126]
Hermione decides to further her education...

Humor
Genres: Humor, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 5
Published: 07/14/2005 Updated: 07/02/2006
Word Count: 11367 Completed: No

It Has to Be the Punch by Rilla [Reviews - 85]
One shot smut! At the celebration of Voldemort's defeat, two wallflowers learn to enjoy themselves. Response to Nesscafe's challenge.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 11/05/2003 Updated: 11/05/2003
Word Count: 5687 Completed: Yes

The Stars Cried by Rilla [Reviews - 81]
AU Darkfic. The war is coming to a close and the wizarding world is in chaos, the Order of the Phoenix disbanded. Hermione's days on the run have finally come to an end.

Angst
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death, Torture
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 7
Published: 06/21/2004 Updated: 06/26/2004
Word Count: 9379 Completed: Yes

Drowning by Celestel [Reviews - 20]
We always hurt the ones we love.

Angst
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 2
Published: 02/09/2006 Updated: 09/07/2006
Word Count: 4579 Completed: No

What I Want by Dryad [Reviews - 1128]
*Complete* Another MLC, but this time, Hermione's in control...and is after what SHE wants...

Challenge fics > Marriage Law Challenges
Genres: Parody, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 44
Published: 06/12/2004 Updated: 05/13/2006
Word Count: 46124 Completed: Yes

An Army of Snapes by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 473]
Hermione suffers a chocolate-frog accident, Severus suffers the hiccups, and Snape (& Snape & Snape & Snape & Snape, ad singultium) suffer existential needs…

Romance
Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 8
Published: 03/08/2005 Updated: 03/09/2005
Word Count: 61053 Completed: Yes

Bottle (Hermione) by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 130]
A wizarding game gets out of hand at 12 Grimmauld Place, when it ensnares two unwitting participants. Hermione’s point-of-view. Companion story to JustJeanette’s “Bottle (Severus)” **Editing update**

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Humor, Angst, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 6
Published: 01/12/2005 Updated: 12/02/2005
Word Count: 47561 Completed: No

Crossing The Line by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 159]
On the eve of battle, is it permissible to cross certain lines? Is it forgivable?

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff, Drama, Angst, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 05/03/2005 Updated: 05/12/2005
Word Count: 17425 Completed: Yes

Luscious Red Riding Hood by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 64]
Lotm's entry into the Lost In A Book Challenge...

Humor
Genres: Parody, Mystery/Suspense, Fluff, Humor, Drama, Romance, Friendship, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: Character, Death, HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 04/09/2006 Updated: 04/09/2006
Word Count: 13959 Completed: Yes

Bottle (Severus) by JustJeanette [Reviews - 109]
LEMONS FINALLY!!!!!!! (New part plus Bottled has now been merged into this story so that the enitre tale is in one file... easier on the reader) A wizarding game gets out of hand at 12 Grimmauld Place, when it ensnares two unwitting participants. Companion story to LadyOfTheMasque "Bottle (Hermione)"

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Humor, Angst, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 5
Published: 01/12/2005 Updated: 11/29/2005
Word Count: 41784 Completed: No

Guard... Check... Mate by Bambu [Reviews - 781]
Late one night, after evening the distribution of house points, Snape discovers an unwanted intruder into the sub-levels of Hogwarts. What he finds alters his perception and the course of his life. (written pre-HBP)

Drama
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Torture
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 7
Published: 06/02/2005 Updated: 06/20/2005
Word Count: 50500 Completed: Yes

MISSION I: Get Hermione Laid by Fervesco [Reviews - 309]
Voldemort is dead and the party is on at Grimmauld Place. Hermione however has set herself a mission.... HG/SS/RL/SB

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 6
Published: 11/15/2003 Updated: 11/18/2003
Word Count: 13970 Completed: Yes

The Genuine Article by Fervesco [Reviews - 47]
NC-17 – PWP. Snape/Hermione/Ron(as Snape) Confused? Me too! Frustrated with the lack of attention Snape is paying her, Hermione embarks on a little adventure with Ron and Polyjuice Potion. Ahhh, a Hermione and Snape sandwich

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 11/15/2003 Updated: 11/15/2003
Word Count: 2693 Completed: Yes

Mission III: Get Hermone Laid...Once More! by Fervesco [Reviews - 992]
HG/SS/RL/SB True to form, a rather frustrated Hermione sets out to acquire some satisfaction...

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Menage a trois, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 8
Published: 08/03/2005 Updated: 02/02/2006
Word Count: 21072 Completed: Yes

For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape_submiss [Reviews - 4317]
Now Complete! Winner Best PWP Round 4 SSHG Awards! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest. Seventh year AU student/teacher.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Drama, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe
Warnings: BDSM
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 87
Published: 01/24/2009 Updated: 07/10/2010
Word Count: 310169 Completed: Yes

Parvus Obitus by darnedchild [Reviews - 164]
Voldemort wants a potion brewed and Snape has a difficult time collecting the most important ingredient.

Romance
Genres: Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 6
Published: 01/06/2004 Updated: 03/13/2004
Word Count: 20821 Completed: Yes

His Infamous Red Quill by anogete [Reviews - 302]
After catching Hermione reading a romance novel, Snape urges her to write her own and offers to edit it for her. He doesn't think she'll actually do it, though.

Romance
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 9
Published: 06/08/2007 Updated: 08/12/2007
Word Count: 24099 Completed: Yes

In This Scarred Season by ranegrrrl [Reviews - 27]
The night before the final battle, Hermione and Snape share a moment. One shot.

Romance
Genres: General, Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 08/17/2004 Updated: 08/17/2004
Word Count: 1150 Completed: Yes

Lay Me Low by Teddy Radiator [Reviews - 1229]
NOW COMPLETE! The past and the present mesh together in a story of protection, betrayal and trust. Rating is for later chapters. Nominated for Best Het Smut in the Fall/Winter 2013 HPfanficfanpoll awards on LiveJournal

Drama
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: Character Death, Implied Character Death
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 40
Published: 01/08/2011 Updated: 10/02/2013
Word Count: 287772 Completed: Yes

The Nine Year (Seven Month, Twelve Day, Fourteen Hour, Thirty-seven Minute) Plan by miamadwyn [Reviews - 72]
Response to prompt supplied by MagicAlly25 in the SS/HG Winter Exchange 2008: Snape didn’t die and is headmaster at Hogwarts. Hermione has split from Ron (who can keep any kids if there are any) and she is teaching at Hogwarts. Snape has no qualms about exploiting his position as the boss to get what he wants – Hermione. COMPLETE

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 02/25/2008 Updated: 02/25/2008
Word Count: 5581 Completed: Yes

Marry a Choice by avery [Reviews - 625]
Complete! Hermione's week goes from bad to worse. She finds out an insane law is about to be passed and must choose a mate in three days to avoid the law's consequences.

Challenge fics > Marriage Law Challenges
Genres: Humor, Drama, Angst, Alternate Universe
Warnings: Character Death, Abuse
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 14
Published: 08/08/2005 Updated: 11/28/2005
Word Count: 65182 Completed: Yes

Forged in Flames by MissWhich [Reviews - 358]
In her last year at Hogwarts, Hermione and her Potions professor become entangled in a difficult and tricky situation -- one that has implications for the war against Voldemort...and for their relationship with each other.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Torture
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 29
Published: 09/26/2011 Updated: 01/03/2012
Word Count: 89185 Completed: Yes

Almost Love by kci47 [Reviews - 188]
"The pesky Amortentia was at fault, really." A few insights as to how a Snape/Hermione romance could have come to be. Scenes set during each of the seven books (no romance until Hermione's older).

Romance
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 19
Published: 02/02/2012 Updated: 03/02/2012
Word Count: 47066 Completed: Yes

The Arithmantic Dating Agency by Shiv5468 [Reviews - 195]
Edited to add new material - from around chapter five.

Humor
Genres: Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 9
Published: 01/19/2004 Updated: 03/21/2004
Word Count: 36080 Completed: Yes

Soul Searching by Quillusion [Reviews - 275]
Molly Weasley is ill, and her son Ron has found a way to help her. But he needs Hermione Granger's help, because it involves a potion he doesn't know how to make. The main ingredient in the potion- part of a human soul- is hard to come by, and when she sets out to steal it from Professor Snape's storeroom, Hermione sets in motion a chain of events that will take her from the dungeons to the Burrow and beyond, to Stonehenge and to the very stronghold of Voldemort himself, to learn about the strength that wells from the bones of the earth- and from the heart of a man who believes he has little left to give.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 32
Published: 01/27/2004 Updated: 01/27/2004
Word Count: 167604 Completed: Yes

Out of the Depths by laurielove [Reviews - 482]
A tale of emotional and erotic dependency. A nineteen-year-old Hermione is back at Hogwarts and finds herself at odds with student life. And her bewildering new feelings for her Potions Master confuse her even more.

Romance
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 34
Published: 10/07/2010 Updated: 05/16/2011
Word Count: 131945 Completed: Yes

The Long Black Coat by bloodcult_of_freud [Reviews - 115]
Inspired by the song The Man in The Long Black Coat. A future where Voldemort has triumphed narrated by Hermione's mother. Not a cheerful story. Rated R for disturbing themes, moral ambiguity, and unappealing emotional responses to stressful situations. Complete. Beta'd By the eternally helpful June Williams.

Song fics
Genres: Angst
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 07/18/2004 Updated: 07/18/2004
Word Count: 2496 Completed: Yes

Killing Time by Lariope [Reviews - 324]
A coming-of-age story for a nearly 40 year old man.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 11
Published: 09/03/2010 Updated: 09/26/2010
Word Count: 57915 Completed: Yes

Unkissed by chivalric [Reviews - 293]
Harry and Ron play a prank on Snape, but have no idea what actions and reactions it might cause, and who will get entangled in the magic.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Romance, Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 9
Published: 05/17/2008 Updated: 07/11/2008
Word Count: 49216 Completed: Yes

In Time by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 68]
A tale of fate versus self-determinism.

Romance
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Humor, Drama, Action/Adventure, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: BDSM, Implied, Character, Death, DH, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 8
Published: 07/26/2008 Updated: 07/27/2008
Word Count: 39478 Completed: Yes

Shades by orm irian [Reviews - 318]
Written after HBP, this is an alternate book 7 fic. The trio begin their search for Horcruxes when disaster strikes: Hermione is captured by Death Eaters! Enter Snape - But whose side is he on? Story follows several plot strings concurrently.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 25
Published: 08/15/2005 Updated: 03/29/2007
Word Count: 136969 Completed: Yes

A Terrible Temptation by Friendlyquark [Reviews - 975]
Stuck in Harry Potter's body due to a plot to kill the boy who lived, Severus must pretend to be his most hated student. When he develops feelings for Hermione Granger, can he withstand the temptation? What will happen when he returns to his own body?

Challenge fics
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 44
Published: 02/20/2004 Updated: 05/14/2004
Word Count: 78408 Completed: Yes

Riddle Me This by Bambu [Reviews - 86]
When a colleague is discovered to be missing in action, Hermione Granger is sent to Egypt to investigate.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 7
Published: 03/23/2012 Updated: 05/06/2012
Word Count: 53303 Completed: Yes

Three Blooms in the Cauldron by Melusin [Reviews - 154]
Be careful what you wish for. You never know what you might get. ***Third Place Potter Place's Post DH Challenge, 2007***

Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 8
Published: 04/19/2008 Updated: 05/17/2008
Word Count: 47105 Completed: Yes

The Futility of Reason by Vocalion [Reviews - 103]
A procrastinating Potions master puts his worst foot forward as he makes an unwavering, albeit unconventional attempt to prevent Hermione’s marriage. Will forty-eight hours afford Severus Snape sufficient time to convince her that he is a supercilious and unmitigated nuisance? Written in response to the Spring Faire Festival’s “I Want to Kiss the Bride” story option.

Festival Entries
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 06/20/2005 Updated: 06/20/2005
Word Count: 10799 Completed: Yes

Snow Day by OpalJade [Reviews - 106]
A snow storm forecast changes the dynamics between Professor Snape and his new colleague.

Humor
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 6
Published: 02/02/2011 Updated: 04/28/2011
Word Count: 24455 Completed: Yes

The Improper use of Potions by PinkCorsair [Reviews - 315]
A Slytherin, a Gryffindor and a dangerous Love Potion. What could go wrong? March 2006. Now with HBP spoilers. This story now takes place durring the six book.

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Non-consensual, Sex, HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 7
Published: 09/03/2004 Updated: 04/04/2006
Word Count: 28479 Completed: No

Lady by Eve_7564 [Reviews - 60]
Five years after the Final Battle, Severus and Hermione are co-workers. Hermione is convinced Severus hates her, and Severus thinks Hermione would never want him. What happens when she finally gets up the nerve to ask him to dance at a Ministry function? It's really more of a PWP, but I didn't want to mislead anyone! ;o) Based on "Lady" by the Little River Band (forget the melody... the lyrics are what caught my attention).

Song fics
Genres: Fluff, Angst, Romance, Friendship, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 8
Published: 10/11/2008 Updated: 10/20/2008
Word Count: 10966 Completed: Yes

The Marriage Benefit by miamadwyn [Reviews - 132]
It's all about the money.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 06/10/2009 Updated: 06/14/2009
Word Count: 14122 Completed: Yes

The Power of the Quill by PinkCorsair [Reviews - 1091]
Fudge creates a new law forcing Muggle-borns and Half-bloods to marry Purebloods. The new law puts Hermione on a collision course with her Potion Professor. A response to wiktt marriage law challenge. Warning. This story now contains major HBP spoilers after chapter 22. Please read book six first.

Challenge fics > Marriage Law Challenges
Genres: Humor, Angst
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 24
Published: 09/04/2004 Updated: 03/28/2006
Word Count: 153275 Completed: No

Caught by michmak [Reviews - 89]
He knew what they were doing was wrong, on too many levels to count. He blamed their affair on his obvious depravity and her apparent Gryffindor brashness.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 01/18/2005 Updated: 01/18/2005
Word Count: 2436 Completed: Yes

Finding His Voice by michmak [Reviews - 334]
A companion piece to "She Never Stops Talking", a one-shot PWP I wrote that refuses to let me go. After the war, Snape retreats to his dungeons and is prepared to live his life friendless and alone. Will Hermione let him?

Romance
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 10
Published: 01/13/2005 Updated: 09/20/2006
Word Count: 25563 Completed: Yes

Heart With No Companion by michmak [Reviews - 882]
"Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble."

Angst
Genres: Drama, Angst
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 20
Published: 10/07/2004 Updated: 01/31/2005
Word Count: 89435 Completed: Yes

The Great Hogwarts Easter Egg Hunt by Jinxdncursed [Reviews - 12]
AU, set in seventh year. Dumbledore has gone a little batty and decides to host an Easter Egg Hunt. The prize? A bottle of Felix Felicis. Hermione wants it but will Professor Snape get in her way?

Challenge fics
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 09/02/2007 Updated: 09/06/2007
Word Count: 3128 Completed: No

The Pleasure of Your Company by Grainne [Reviews - 74]
The Dark Lord has been defeated, but that doesn't mean that everything is just tickety-boo for Severus Snape. The Potions professor is plagued by a slew of invitations, with all of their attendant disappointments...and revelations.

Festival Entries
Genres: Humor, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 06/19/2005 Updated: 06/19/2005
Word Count: 10292 Completed: Yes

Biting Back by a_bees_buzz [Reviews - 57]
The Ministry of Magic has decreed that Muggle-born witches must marry and breed with pure-bloods. You've read that one before, have you? Not like this. Hermione has her own, unique way of dealing with the situation. Rec'ed by Know It Alls

Humor
Genres: Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 01/28/2008 Updated: 02/04/2008
Word Count: 1532 Completed: Yes

Mission: Get Severus Laid by Fervesco [Reviews - 83]
Entry for the SexGod!Snape challenge. With his first sexual encounter with Hermione on the agenda, a rather premature Snape goes about finding a solution to his quandary...

Challenge fics > Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge
Genres: Parody, Humor, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 04/03/2006 Updated: 04/03/2006
Word Count: 4540 Completed: Yes

Confessions of a Death Eater by Lana Manckir [Reviews - 60]
A retrospect of a love story through the eyes of a true Death Eater. A dark and evil Severus Snape.

Festival Entries
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Non-consensual Sex, Slash
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 06/22/2005 Updated: 06/22/2005
Word Count: 10914 Completed: Yes

Dice by anogete [Reviews - 46]
Hermione finds herself pulled into a game of erotic dice with a hesitant Snape.

Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges
Genres: Romance
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 05/22/2007 Updated: 05/24/2007
Word Count: 5943 Completed: Yes

A Slip of the Tongue by GinnyW [Reviews - 490]
Ron wonders why he and Hermione have yet to start a romantic relationship and he takes drastic measures to find out. *Winner of Best Pride Fic* in Round 6 of the Multifaceted Awards!

General
Genres: General, Drama, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 11
Published: 04/10/2006 Updated: 12/22/2007
Word Count: 43783 Completed: Yes

The Long Drive Home by Olethros [Reviews - 59]
SSHG Exchange 2008 submission. A Portkey blunder leaves Severus and Hermione stranded in America, doomed to a cross-country road trip with only each other for company. They’re obviously perfect for each other, but can they refrain from killing each other first?

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Humor, Drama, Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 4
Published: 05/25/2009 Updated: 06/13/2009
Word Count: 16223 Completed: Yes

Secrets Secrets by [Reviews - 168]
Lost in a (Not So) Good Book challenge. The war is over and Voldemort has won. Her friends dead, war hero Hermione Granger has been captured by Death Eaters and is being given out as a prize by the evil Lord Voldemort. To save her from becoming the tortured sex object of his cruel comrades, Death Eater spy Severus Snape agrees to take the poor girl as his own and the two retreat to his home to live in tense civility and plan their next move.

Humor
Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, General, Romance, Friendship, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 9
Published: 08/31/2006 Updated: 08/02/2007
Word Count: 16297 Completed: Yes

10 Habits of a Highly Effective Hermione by [Reviews - 289]
Head Girl Hermione Granger has everything worked out so that she can study for the coming NEWTs. With everything ready and her plan in place, only one thing stands in the way. Professor Severus Snape.

Humor
Genres: Parody, Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 10
Published: 12/23/2004 Updated: 07/15/2006
Word Count: 52764 Completed: Yes

Sanctuary by Warded_Portal [Reviews - 58]
Written for the Summer 2007 SSHG Exchange, recipient Bloodcult of Freud. Her prompt: Snape receives a Prince family heirloom and it is wonderful. (No Middle English scholars were harmed in the making of this fic.) ~~ Anything you recognize does not belong to me. JKR owns it all. ~~ Also the BDSM is only the "B" and is really just glorified scarf play. With, erm, magical scarves.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: BDSM
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 08/01/2007 Updated: 08/06/2007
Word Count: 5822 Completed: Yes

Falling by Warded_Portal [Reviews - 86]
The youngest Potions Mistress in the history of Hogwarts is having a horrible day. The DADA Professor observes and reacts accordingly. (Written for the Winter 2006 sshg_exchange on LiveJournal.) Lovingly beta'd by Raghnaid & Revena.

Romance
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 07/27/2007 Updated: 07/31/2007
Word Count: 5693 Completed: Yes

Beyond All Doubt by dolefully desired [Reviews - 234]
An unusual request by the Wizengamot leads Hermione to witness a side of her professor she never imagined could be real.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Abuse, Non-consensual Sex, Violence
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 18
Published: 04/11/2007 Updated: 04/26/2007
Word Count: 75558 Completed: Yes

The Wrong Side Won by Pearle [Reviews - 80]
Extremely dark one-shot. What happens if the light doesn’t win and Snape is not the honorable man the fanfictions make him out to be? HGSS......WARNING: Very dark. There is nothing light or fluffy here and no happy ending. Warning for crude language, bondage, abuse, non-consensual sex, and violence. If this is upsetting to you, please look elsewhere. This is not the Snape I normally write. You have been warned.

Drama
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Abuse, BDSM, Non-consensual Sex
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 12/15/2004 Updated: 12/15/2004
Word Count: 1172 Completed: Yes

Matrimony by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 277]
An orphaned Hermione must marry quickly, or lose her inheritance.

Romance
Genres: Humor, Drama, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 3
Published: 01/13/2005 Updated: 01/14/2005
Word Count: 25033 Completed: Yes

Celebrating Victory by selened [Reviews - 140]
*NOW COMPLETE* It's one year since Voldemort fell. Severus and Hermione aren't enjoying the party... A three chapter story.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 3
Published: 03/06/2005 Updated: 03/29/2005
Word Count: 7946 Completed: Yes

Overactive Imagination by alexa83 [Reviews - 155]
You’ve come to almost believe that it’s all a result of your overactive imagination, but perhaps you've been wrong all along.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: General, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 06/10/2005 Updated: 06/12/2005
Word Count: 2822 Completed: Yes

Luring the Enchantress by southern_witch_69 [Reviews - 2043]
~Complete~ Slytherin tactics are used by Severus to lure Hermione to his lair. This will be a story of deliberate seduction. Whose side is Severus on anyway? Winner of the Multifaceted Awards, Round 5, Possibility Category (Best AU Fic).

Romance
Genres: Drama, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 42
Published: 04/16/2005 Updated: 03/25/2006
Word Count: 255186 Completed: Yes

The Black, Woollen Blanket by kittyperry [Reviews - 57]
Hermione finds an abandoned woollen blanket in the Shrieking Shack and takes it for her own.

Romance
Genres: General, Drama, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 08/24/2011 Updated: 08/25/2011
Word Count: 2717 Completed: Yes

Last Minute Crisis by Quillusion [Reviews - 167]
Severus's past threatens everything for which the Order has worked- but the nature of the threat takes Hermione by surprise.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 4
Published: 01/12/2004 Updated: 01/27/2004
Word Count: 20401 Completed: Yes

As Soon As I Belong by firefly124 [Reviews - 100]
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape have managed to find their respective places in the post-Voldemort wizarding world, but when they cross paths, things may take a bit of a turn.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 11
Published: 07/18/2007 Updated: 09/14/2007
Word Count: 15117 Completed: Yes

Caramel by corianderpie [Reviews - 644]
Is there such a thing as a harmless crush? Over the course of a year, two people experience the perils of wanting what they just can’t have.

Angst
Genres: Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Torture
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 36
Published: 04/27/2009 Updated: 08/22/2010
Word Count: 118379 Completed: Yes

MISSION II: Get Hermione Laid...AGAIN! by Fervesco [Reviews - 536]
COMPLETE!! PWP...HG/SS/SB/RL - now back at Hogwarts for the final weeks of term, there are new rules and new games to be played...

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 9
Published: 12/07/2003 Updated: 06/14/2005
Word Count: 19892 Completed: Yes

Chosen by Desire by SnarkyWench [Reviews - 215]
Hermione is chosen for an ancient ritual... and needs Snape's cooperation to fulfill her obligation.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 04/03/2005 Updated: 04/06/2005
Word Count: 10628 Completed: Yes

How Hermione Granger lost her Hymen and Found True Love (or, why Ronald Weasley should have practiced harder at Quidditch, but Snape and Malfoy were a safe pair of hands by Shiv5468 [Reviews - 60]
See the title.

Humor
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 10/08/2007 Updated: 10/08/2007
Word Count: 1956 Completed: Yes

Getting the Hang of Thursdays by [Reviews - 919]
[Complete] A good day goes bad and then gets far worse than Severus could ever have imagined. Again and again and again. Inspired by the WIKTT Time-Loop Challenge.

Challenge fics
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 23
Published: 09/05/2004 Updated: 02/26/2005
Word Count: 96250 Completed: Yes

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